my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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