the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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