is your mom at the bar?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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