she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
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I need a beard to bite.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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