its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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