how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
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Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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