wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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