Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Semen is not good for contacts.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
The adults are the big ones right?
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