i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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