The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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