Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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