Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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