My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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