This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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