Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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