Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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