No awkward lesbian experiences without me
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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