Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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