if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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