i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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