What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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