I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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