Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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