I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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