Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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