Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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