it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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