That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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