Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
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I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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