I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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