He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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