a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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