I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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