Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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