I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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