Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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