Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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