I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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