Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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