Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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