On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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