what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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