I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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