she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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