i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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