I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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