oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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