he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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