Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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