I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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